He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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