Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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