I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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