Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
soo... how was my night?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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