Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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