i don't like sucking hair
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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