I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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