He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
