at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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