At least make sure they are 18
Why
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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