i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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