I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I am available for nakedness
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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