Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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