he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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