I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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