Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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