can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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