Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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