I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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