Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
