Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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