think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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