is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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