Whod you bang
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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