Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
should my penis look like a turkey
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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