these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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