she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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