Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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