My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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