I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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