I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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