the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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