Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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