I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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