I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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