Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
