i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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