The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
