i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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