People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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