she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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