It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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