i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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