When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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