Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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