your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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