Your mouth is God's brothel.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She's the barista slut.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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