is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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