she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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