I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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