just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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