i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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