we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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