he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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