Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You were trust falling into bushes
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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